Everyone is thinking it so let me say it: The hair. Wow. Is this a mullet sighting? Maybe I should start a blog dedicated to mullets of the Verizon! In all seriousness this is 25% of the ice being take up, how rude. I'm not sure is this is a lady or a man, so for my own enjoyment I'm assuming it's a man. No clue what he wearing so I can't get all up in arms about no red, but I'd like to imagine they're wearing acid wash jeans and jean jacket with a White Snake T underneath. He probably borrowed it from Varly, who most of you know has an affinity for horrible clothing from the 80s.
Thanks to Robin for forwarding the pictures, and thanks Dave for taking the photos!
So close to a net blocking lean, but lets be honest, this is just about as worse because I'm guessing 25% of the shots come from right around there. Luckily for Dave nothing happened at this end of the ice, it doesn't excuse the leaning though. He appears to be wearing red, but the odd haircut cancels out any good karma from the proper color wearing.